I received an email from a colleague this morning. Read on. I hope they bring a smile to you as they have brought to mine:
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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(my favourite one ...)
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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So how's your week so far?
Whether it's raining or sunshine. An easy or heavy week. ...
Let's decide that today is going to be one great day!
21 Ripples:
Thanks for making me smile. It has been a good week so far. Yesterday I had dinner with my good friend and her family. Today I brought mum to SGH for her MRI results. The scan shows the tumour has stopped growing. So it is all good :-)
Hi Karen! I think those kids were smart alecks...haha! I hope all is well and have a great day too:)
Haha need this midweek fix :)
Yozz Blur, Bobby and Mother Hen ...
Glad that these little ones' ramblings bring a smile to this Mid Week. Ugh.. Two days away from Weekend. Hang in there.
yeaaaah today, this week and next week are great weeks!! Thanks Karen for your comment and your post, thanks for making me smile...
*big grin*
HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...WONDERFUL post, Karen! ;-D
My days've been busy and tiring, but at least I've got my peace of mind he he he...
it's so funny.. LMAO...
those kids is genius or idiot?
hiya--
funny stuff there--
btw-- that was venus de milo-- not statue of liberty :)) but yes-- good pic
tomorrow i will juggle a couple less axes. i hope.
take it easy girl-
is funny, Karen.
my day is also busy and busy :D
Thanks for the joke. I needed a good laugh. Feeling so down today bcos of some times that happened this afternoon. :(
I think I needed lighter moments badly today.Thanks Karen, for cheering me up.
God bless.
That was FUNNY! Kids are smarter than you think! I also had one from a friend...
Teacher: what are you wearing?
Student: clothes!
Hallos Trinn,
Anytime anyday to see that charming smile of yours!!
What's your plan for the weekend?
Hallos Amel,
Didn't really understand what you were training so hard that you were so tired at the end of it for :-)
Oh well, have a great weekend!
Hallos Triz!
Thanks for visiting my humble blog and leaving a comment. You have a great blog of pictures yourself too!
Hope to see you again!
Have a Blessed Weekend!
Soul,
What? That was some Milo Statue? Not Liberty. Oh my .. that's embarassing!
Hallos Juliana!
Being busy is good! It makes you appreciate the weekend more :-)
Jan,
Hope things are ok now. You are arranging a talk to clear things a little? Anything message me ok.
Have a great weekend!
Hallos Surjit,
Had a tough week huh? You must be welcoming the weekend then.
Cheers!
JY,
Haha .. that's a good one too!
LOL! Thanks for the laughs. And even though I read it over the weekend, it would have been a great mid week fix :D
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